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And If I Eat That I Get a Rash

Doctor: Are you allergic to anything?
Patient: Yes, nuts!
Doctor: What happens when you ingest nuts?
Patient: They come out whole in my poop!

Waterloo, Iowa

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Categories: Doctors | Fruit | Health & Hygiene | Iowa | Poop | Questions | Posted 2008-04-22 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Like What Happened to the Knights Templar?

Attending physician to resident: You'd be surprised what you can learn from someone's anus.

Tampa General Emergency Room
Tampa, Florida

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Categories: Ass | Doctors | Florida | Posted 2008-02-05 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

What Can I Say? It Was a Moment of Passion

Doctor to patient: It's simply impossible to fall on it! Your ass would not stretch that far for it to go in!

Sparrow Hospital ER
Lansing, Michigan

Overheard by: laughing intern

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Categories: Ass | Doctors | Michigan | Posted 2007-08-04 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook