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I'll Do the Gentlemanly Thing and Be a Dick to Her 'til She Gets the Hint

Guy #1: So, she said she didn't want to be just another girl I sleep with.
Guy #2: But that's what you want.
Guy #1: Well, yeah, but I can't say that.

Shout-out: feeds.feedburner.com

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Alsome | Thumbs up | Thumbs down | Wtf?
Categories: Canadia | Default | Guys | Liars | Lies | Overheard in Vancouver | Relationships | Sex | Posted 2008-03-11 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Let's See What the Old E-meter Has to Say

Girlfriend: I swear I told you.
Boyfriend: No, you didn't.
Girlfriend, exasperated: Look, if I was lying then my hands would fall off. See? They're still on, so I'm not lying.
Boyfriend: I don't think that's a valid argument.

UC Berkeley
Berkeley, California

Overheard by: Suzie

Alsome | Thumbs up | Thumbs down | Wtf?
Categories: California | Colleges & Universities | Liars | Lies | Posted 2007-04-11 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Father! How Nice to See You Again

Guy on phone at leather bar: Yeah, I'm at a church social... doing the Lord's work. I'll be on my knees later.

San Francisco, California
Shout-out: overheardinsanfrancisco.blogspot.com

Overheard by: Kiko

Alsome | Thumbs up | Thumbs down | Wtf?
Categories: Bars & Clubs | Liars | Lies | On the phone | Overheard in San Francisco | San Francisco | Posted 2007-03-28 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook