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You Bring the Earl Grey, I'll Bring the Bitches

Hispanic guy to large white guy: Maybe we can catch the rest of What Not to Wear, man!

Austin, Texas

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Categories: Fat people | Latinos | TV shows | Texas | Weirdness | Whiteys | Wishes | Posted 2009-09-03 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

West Side Story: The Lost Dialogue.

Woman: Jorge, I wanna go to Kmart!
Man: Yeah, and I want chop suey. We all have our dreams, Maria.

Los Angeles, California

Overheard by: Kate

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Categories: California | Food | Guys | Latinos | Shopping | Stupidity | Wishes | Women | Posted 2009-07-16 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

We're Storing It Next to Jean-Luc Cousteau's Cheese Wheel

PA: Paging arriving passenger Juan Sanchez from Mexico City. Please return to gate B4 to retrieve your piñata.

Airport
Charlotte, North Carolina

Alsome | Thumbs up | Thumbs down | Wtf?
Categories: Airports & flights | Latinos | North Carolina | Public Transportation | Weirdness | Posted 2009-06-28 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Yet You Know When Jennifer Aniston Changes Her Hair Color?

Mexican drag queen hosting a show: It's St. Patrick's day tomorrow...
Crowd: It's today!
Mexican drag queen: Is it tonight? I never know these things, I don't watch the news!

Gay Bar
Toronto
Canadia

Alsome | Thumbs up | Thumbs down | Wtf?
Categories: Bars & Clubs | Canadia | Latinos | Queers | Strangers | Stupidity | TV shows | Time Management | Posted 2009-06-22 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Monkeys: Ooooo...

Cholo #1, tapping roughly on glass: Heeeey monkey! Oh! Monkey!
Treehugger in sandals with socks, hysterically: Stop it, stop it! Oh my god!
(cholo #2 and #3 snicker and speak Spanish to each other)
Cholo #1: Crazy gringa...needa get laid.
Treehugger: Well, at least I didn't have ten kids by the time I was twenty! Like your mother!

National Zoo
Washington, DC

Overheard by: Meaggoo

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Categories: Age and ageing | Animals | Default | Family ties | Kids | Latinos | Sex | Tourist attractions | Washington, DC | Posted 2009-04-02 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Whereas We Brazilians Prefer Vast Generalization

Brazilian tourist chick: Everyone here really likes turnips!

Liverpool Street
Sydney
Australia

Overheard by: Yoshi

Alsome | Thumbs up | Thumbs down | Wtf?
Categories: Australia | Default | Fruit | Latinos | Posted 2008-10-11 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

And Their Well-Tempered Claviers

White construction worker yelling into house under construction: Hey Miguel, what are you listening to in there?
Miguel, yelling back: Bach's Goldberg Variations.
White construction worker, muttering: Crazy Mexican drywallers.

Longmont, Colorado

Overheard by: Landscaper

Alsome | Thumbs up | Thumbs down | Wtf?
Categories: Colorado | Construction workers | Default | Latinos | Music | Questions | Whiteys | Posted 2008-10-09 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

A Woman Never Knows When Her Uterus Will Get Gentrified

Black woman to child: You just mama's little white boy, aren't you? Yes you are!
Passing Hispanic woman: Is he really white?

Wal-Mart Parking Lot
Austin, Texas

Overheard by: Walk By Faster

Alsome | Thumbs up | Thumbs down | Wtf?
Categories: Black people | Compare and contrast | Default | Latinos | Malls | Questions | Race | Texas | Weirdness | Women | Posted 2008-09-04 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook