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They Also Don't Understand How to Properly Complain About It
Girl: So I booked my cruise and my trip to Florida in the same week. People who aren't Jewish don't understand that going to Florida is not a luxury anymore.
Shout-out: www.overheardatmcgill.com
Overheard by: second cup
Categories: Geography | Girls | Jews | Money | Overheard at McGill | Posted 2011-05-19 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Is It or Is It Not the High Holy Days?
Boy #1: Dude, you know what the best time to get high would be? Right before temple.
Boy #2: No, dude, it's Yom Kippur. You'll be so hungry...
Private High School
New York, New York
Overheard by: so many things wrong with this
Categories: Drugs | Guys | Jews | New York | Questions | Religion | School [Elem., Middle, & High] | Time Management | Posted 2010-09-30 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
It Wasn't Until Cambodia That Josh Fell Silent
20-something Jewish guy, breaking silence: It ain't easy growing up Jewish in New York City.
20-something friend: Will you stop going on about that to every person we meet?
Boat Tour
Central Vietnam
Overheard by: its not easy growing up
Freedom's Just Another Word for Lots Of Flab to Lose
Conservative Jewish girl: I think that the draft should be required, like in Israel. That way, every guy would have a great body, and I could let loose and get me a hot one more easily.
UC Santa Cruz
California
Categories: Beauty | California | Compare and contrast | Jews | Sex | Weirdness | Posted 2009-07-20 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Whether You Deserve It or Not
New York liberal Jewish humanities teacher: You don't have to be all "ma'am" and stuff around me.
Student: Ma'am, I was raised in the South, you have to expect some non-ironic chivalry, sorry.
Florida State, Tallahassee
Overheard by: Dr Steve Manly
Categories: Default | Florida | Jews | Memory lane | Students | Teachers | US Geography | Words | Posted 2009-05-19 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
...After Those Pictures Surface of Him in the Cone-Bra
Middle-aged Jewish lady with thick Queens accent flipping through People magazine: So, what do you think about this whole thing with Madonna?
90-year-old man sitting next to her: Who?
Middle-aged Jewish lady: Madonna.
Man: Who?
Middle-aged Jewish lady: Madonna.
Man: Who?
Middle-aged Jewish lady: Madonna!
Man: Oh! The colored guy! Yeah, I don't think he'll win.
Jetblue Flight
Florida to New York
Overheard by: JoeQ
Categories: About celebrities | Airports & flights | Default | Florida | Jews | New York | Old folks | Questions | Posted 2008-08-15 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
With the Help of Her Lovely Assistant
Jewish student, about another: Every time we talk about the holocaust she, like, throws her Jew out and spins a dreidel with it or whatever.
SUNY
Geneseo, New York
Overheard by: Jeni
You Really Shouldn't Discriminate Against People Who Try to Kill You
Jewish man: I am not sexist!
Jewish man's friend: You are so sexist Archie Bunker is embarrassed.
Jewish man: I'm not sexist. I'll stab a chick in her junk!
Israeli Martial Arts Class
Kansas City, Missouri
Overheard by: Ari
Categories: Class | Compare and contrast | Friends | Gender issues | Jews | Missouri | TV shows | Vagina | Violence | Weirdness | Posted 2008-05-17 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Conversion in Progress --Please Stand Back
Guy: My cousin got me this Jesus bracelet in like Cuba or something. It was only a dollar!
Jewish girl: Jesus shouldn't have a price!
Montclair State University
New Jersey
Overheard by: oh, jesus
Categories: Colleges & Universities | Geography | Gifts | Girls | Guys | Jesus | Jews | Money | New Jersey | Religious fanatics | Stupidity | Posted 2008-04-21 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Whatever. Starving Children in Nigeria Don't Even Have Earlobes.
Bartender: Geez, Hank, you're looking great these days. Been working out?
Chubby Jewish guy: Yeah. I tell ya, I've been trying to lose the spare tire, but I lost it all in my earlobes instead. It's a cruel world.
Suami's India Garden Resturant
Cincinnati, Ohio
Overheard by: Jeebus McGee
Categories: Bartenders | Body parts | Default | Diet & weight | Fat people | Gripes | Jews | Ohio | Restaurants | Posted 2008-03-14 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
He'll Be Back.
Jewish girl: I think I like Josh. What do you think of him?
Jewish guy: I don't like him. He's annoying. And he's a Jew.
Jewish girl: What do you mean 'And he's a Jew'? You're a Jew!
Jewish guy: No.
Jewish girl: Yes...
Jewish guy: No, I quit.
Santa Cruz, California
Categories: California | Jews | Religion | Posted 2007-07-23 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Big Fish in a Little Pond
Scrawny Jewish boy: I went to Hebrew school for seven years. I can kick anyone's ass.
Shout-out: overheardatcornell.blogspot.com
Overheard by: smap
Categories: Jews | Overheard at Cornell | Threats | Posted 2007-07-09 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Tonight We'll Watch Gentleman's Agreement
Mother to three kids: It doesn't matter if they come from Jewland, they're still Americans.
Shout-out: overheardina2.blogspot.com
Overheard by: Philip
Categories: Jews | Michigan | Moms | North America | Overheard in Ann Arbor | Parents | USA | Posted 2007-06-20 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
But I Prefer the Good-Looking Strippers
Orthodox Jew with cello case: They let you play with dogs in Vegas!
Shout-out: www.overheardatmcgill.com
Categories: Gossip | Jews | Overheard at McGill | Posted 2007-05-21 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Monkeys and Vanilla Jews Are Fair Game
Bubblehead: Well, it's inhumane. I don't think they should keep them in cages... The, you know, what-do-they-call-em... kinky Jews.
Frat boy: Dumbass, they're kinkajous. It's a small, monkey-like animal, not a person.
Bubblehead: Oh. That's different, then.
Shout-out: overheardinphilly.blogspot.com
Overheard by: crankyprof
Categories: Animals | Bimbettes | Frat boy types | Jews | Overheard in Philly | Stupidity | Posted 2007-03-17 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
