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It's Like Having a Principle, Only Easier
Granola guy: Yeah man, Ron Paul is awesome! He, like, votes no on everything.
Bonnaroo Festival
Manchester, Tennessee
When I Think about You, I Smell Myself
Dirty hippy skater dude: Oh man! I can smell myself.
Dirty hippy skater girl: I love it when I can smell myself!
Golden Gate Park
San Francisco, California
Categories: Cleanliness | Etiquette | Girls | Guys | Health & Hygiene | Hippies | Pride | San Francisco | Sensory experiences | Posted 2008-04-23 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Here, Have Some Incense and Peppermints
Hippie guy: I suggest you stop picking up small animals and fruit skins. It's not good for you.
Eugene, Oregon
Just Made My Last Payment
Hippie chick: I am the proud owner of an American vagina, thank you very much.
Western Washington University
Bellingham, Washington
Overheard by: Rachel
Categories: Hippies | Vagina | Washington | Posted 2008-02-16 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
It's the Only Weapon the Old Folks Have, and They Use It
Hippie woman on cell: I don't care what you wear. Just wear something that you're okay getting Jell-O on... Yes, J-E-L-L-O.
Syracuse, New York
Overheard by: paula-t
Just Taking a Vacation from the Metric System
Guy, seeing a techno dance party: Hey! Are you guys in the circus?
Hippie kid with dreads #1: Fuck no!
Hippie kid with dreads #2: No, we're Canadian.
Atlanta, Georgia
The Difference between Men and Women
Hippie chick on cell: ... So then I realized that's just how she is and I need to honor that.
Guy passerby: Just get it over with and call her a bitch already!
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: melissa
Categories: Advice | Hippies | San Francisco | Posted 2007-11-10 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Fuck You.
Hippie wannabe: Mmm, this tastes so much better than a non-solar-powered smoothie.
Dickinson College Earthfest
Carlisle, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Future Unemployed
Categories: Food | Hippies | Pennsylvania | Posted 2007-09-17 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
It's Always Time For A Drum Circle
Crunchy hippie: We were on the way to the bee colony to harvest some honey, but then I thought, Dude! It's time for a drum circle.
House of Musical Traditions
Takoma Park, Maryland
As Flashbacks Go, Anyway
White dreadlocked hippie: ... And I was totally like, [punches fist into air] 'Thank you, Grandfather Salmon! That was awesome!'
St. Lawrence Market
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia
"Hail, Fellow! Well Met!"
College girl: I'm not weird. I just don't like hugs or blowjobs.
Hippie guy: I don't understand -- how do you greet people?
Rutgers University Student Center
New Brunswick, New Jersey
Categories: Hippies | New Jersey | Questions | Posted 2007-07-05 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Join a Less Ridiculous Subculture?
13-year-old goth boy: Hey! You look like a hippie!
Hippie: Yeah...
13-year-old goth boy, offering hand: My name's Jason*. I thought I should introduce myself since I said you looked like a hippie and all.
Hippie: Okay...
13-year-old goth boy: You know, you look like a Tim. I've got a friend named Tim who looks just like you, only his face is mousier.
13-year-old goth girl: Oh. My. God! That's it! No snowball for you!
13-year-old goth boy: Christ! I can't play with dead squirrels, I can't talk to the hippie...! What the hell can I do?!
Snowball stand
Stewartstown, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Amused Girlfriend
Categories: Goths | Gripes | Hippies | Pennsylvania | Posted 2007-06-14 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
I Think I Can Dig Up Some Gay Porn to Support That Thesis
Hippie student: So, did the oil man and thong man work together?
Professor: One could only hope.
Archaeology class
Shout-out: overheardatcornell.blogspot.com
Overheard by: squirrely mcsquirrel
