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It's Like Having a Principle, Only Easier

Granola guy: Yeah man, Ron Paul is awesome! He, like, votes no on everything.

Bonnaroo Festival
Manchester, Tennessee


Categories: Compliments | Feelings | Guys | Hippies | Politics | Tennessee | Whiteys | Posted 2008-05-06 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

When I Think about You, I Smell Myself

Dirty hippy skater dude: Oh man! I can smell myself.
Dirty hippy skater girl: I love it when I can smell myself!

Golden Gate Park
San Francisco, California

Here, Have Some Incense and Peppermints

Hippie guy: I suggest you stop picking up small animals and fruit skins. It's not good for you.

Eugene, Oregon


Categories: Advice | Animals | Default | Fruit | Guys | Hippies | Oregon | Posted 2008-03-26 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Just Made My Last Payment

Hippie chick: I am the proud owner of an American vagina, thank you very much.

Western Washington University
Bellingham, Washington


Overheard by: Rachel


Categories: Hippies | Vagina | Washington | Posted 2008-02-16 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

It's the Only Weapon the Old Folks Have, and They Use It

Hippie woman on cell: I don't care what you wear. Just wear something that you're okay getting Jell-O on... Yes, J-E-L-L-O.

Syracuse, New York

Overheard by: paula-t


Categories: Advice | Clothes | Food | Hippies | New York | On the phone | Women | Posted 2008-02-03 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Just Taking a Vacation from the Metric System

Guy, seeing a techno dance party: Hey! Are you guys in the circus?
Hippie kid with dreads #1: Fuck no!
Hippie kid with dreads #2: No, we're Canadian.

Atlanta, Georgia


Categories: Georgia | Hippies | Questions | Posted 2008-01-14 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

The Difference between Men and Women

Hippie chick on cell: ... So then I realized that's just how she is and I need to honor that.
Guy passerby: Just get it over with and call her a bitch already!

San Francisco, California

Overheard by: melissa


Categories: Advice | Hippies | San Francisco | Posted 2007-11-10 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Fuck You.

Hippie wannabe: Mmm, this tastes so much better than a non-solar-powered smoothie.

Dickinson College Earthfest
Carlisle, Pennsylvania


Overheard by: Future Unemployed


Categories: Food | Hippies | Pennsylvania | Posted 2007-09-17 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

It's Always Time For A Drum Circle

Crunchy hippie: We were on the way to the bee colony to harvest some honey, but then I thought, Dude! It's time for a drum circle.

House of Musical Traditions
Takoma Park, Maryland


Categories: Gossip | Hippies | Maryland | Posted 2007-07-28 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

As Flashbacks Go, Anyway

White dreadlocked hippie: ... And I was totally like, [punches fist into air] 'Thank you, Grandfather Salmon! That was awesome!'

St. Lawrence Market
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia


Categories: Animals | Canadia | Hippies | Posted 2007-07-25 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

"Hail, Fellow! Well Met!"

College girl: I'm not weird. I just don't like hugs or blowjobs.
Hippie guy: I don't understand -- how do you greet people?

Rutgers University Student Center
New Brunswick, New Jersey


Categories: Hippies | New Jersey | Questions | Posted 2007-07-05 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Join a Less Ridiculous Subculture?

13-year-old goth boy: Hey! You look like a hippie!
Hippie: Yeah...
13-year-old goth boy, offering hand: My name's Jason*. I thought I should introduce myself since I said you looked like a hippie and all.
Hippie: Okay...
13-year-old goth boy: You know, you look like a Tim. I've got a friend named Tim who looks just like you, only his face is mousier.
13-year-old goth girl: Oh. My. God! That's it! No snowball for you!
13-year-old goth boy: Christ! I can't play with dead squirrels, I can't talk to the hippie...! What the hell can I do?!

Snowball stand
Stewartstown, Pennsylvania


Overheard by: Amused Girlfriend


Categories: Goths | Gripes | Hippies | Pennsylvania | Posted 2007-06-14 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

I Think I Can Dig Up Some Gay Porn to Support That Thesis

Hippie student: So, did the oil man and thong man work together?
Professor: One could only hope.

Archaeology class
Shout-out: overheardatcornell.blogspot.com

Overheard by: squirrely mcsquirrel


Categories: Class | Education | Hippies | Overheard at Cornell | Students | Teachers | Posted 2007-04-21 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook