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Or They Frightened It into Submission with Religious Rhetoric
Lipstick lesbian #1: If we move into a house, we're going to have to get some new stuff...
Lipstick lesbian #2: Wait... How did the pilgrims cut their grass?
Lipstick lesbian #1: Um, I think they had cows.
Fox and Hound
Indianapolis, Indiana
Toasting with Really Large Steins of Beer?
Lesbian to girlfriend: ... That was back when I was dating this pharmacist and my sister-in-law decided to start this rumor that both of us were into this thing... [makes subtle fisting motion].
Elevator, Penrose Hospital
Colorado Springs, Colorado
You Try Getting Vaginal Juice and Chocolate Sauce Out of Shag
Lesbian: You might think I'm weird, but what if we put in rubber floors?
Girlfriend: Um, no. [Lesbian #1 stalks off toward drywall materials, muttering under her breath.]
Home Depot
Plymouth Meeting, Pennsylvania
Categories: Lesbos | Pennsylvania | Shopping | Posted 2007-12-06 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Of Course, They Also Don't Sleep with You
Lesbian: True friends don't believe you have STDs!
Energy-Alternative club
Providence, Rhode Island
Overheard by: Christine
Categories: Lesbos | Rhode Island | STDs | Posted 2007-11-10 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
After Our Morning Squirtacular
Lesbo to another: I know! And all I knew is that all I could smell was my best friend's vagina.
Gay pride festival, Volunteer Park
Seattle, Washington
Categories: Lesbos | Vagina | Washington | Posted 2007-10-03 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
The Fact That I Never Received Payment
Lesbo on cell: What part of 'You're a dirty whore I wish I'd never fucked' do you not understand?!
Austin, Texas
I Wanna Eat Your Hair, Cough It Up, and Mold It into the Shape of a Baby
Hot lesbo #1: I wanna have your babies.
Hot lesbo #2: I wanna eat your babies.
Hot lesbo #1: I wanna eat your hair.
Piola Bar
São Paulo
Brazil
Overheard by: touché
Categories: Brazil | Compliments | Lesbos | Posted 2007-07-30 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
I'm Going Back to the Isle of Women
Lesbian: People eat testicles here, too?!
Shout-out: www.overheardinminneapolis.com
Overheard by: orly
Categories: Balls | Food | Lesbos | Overheard in Minneapolis | Posted 2007-07-12 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
I Suspect Your Testimony Is Biased
Lesbian: ... So then she freaked out and her vagina got so tight it bruised my finger.
Queer pal: See? More proof that vaginas can't be trusted.
Border's
Sacramento, California
Overheard by: Protogarrett
Categories: California | Gossip | Lesbos | Queers | Vagina | Posted 2007-04-12 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
