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Translation: She Won't Leave Her Husband for Me
Lesbian, about ex girlfriend: I mean, the only thing liberal about her is she's gay.
Atlanta, Georgia
Categories: Georgia | Lesbos | Politics | Relationships | Sexuality | Posted 2011-01-03 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Your Editors Got 8,890,000 Hits.
Butchy girl: All I know is, I'm never going to Tennesse again.
Femmy girl: Dude, I told you! That is why you google "gay Tennesse" first!
Hazel Park, Michigan
Overheard by: Beth
Cut To The Chase. Will There Be Girl On Girl Strap on Action?
Lesbian: They think that just because I like girls, I think with my penis. It's rubber!
Sydney
Australia
When You Locate the Controls Of Your Spacecraft
Quirky lesbian professor leading class in Kegel exercises: And everybody squeeze, hold, hold...release and squeeze, two, three...release.
Ditzy Indian, after shiver spasm: It gives me the willies!
Quirky lesbian professor: It's great, right!
Health Ed Class
Borough of Manhattan Community College, New York
Overheard by: Trying not to laugh at all the serious faces trying to hide these private exercises
Categories: Asians | Class | Default | Education | Girls | Health & Hygiene | Lesbos | New York | Offers and requests | Teachers | Posted 2009-04-17 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Judging from My Hidden Camera Footage
Butch lesbian: So...how do blind people wipe their ass?
Fem lesbian: The same way everyone else does. Oh...oh my god, that's gross, Wendy. Most people don't look at it.
Seattle, Washington
Categories: Ass | Default | Girls | Health & Hygiene | Lesbos | Questions | Washington | Weirdness | Posted 2009-03-25 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
How to Gain Great Face in a Sushi Restaurant
Waiter: Does anyone have a green Firebird?
20-something lesbian: I do, why?
Waiter: It's on fire in the parking lot!
(20-something lesbian and girlfriend go outside and return ten minutes later)
Waitress: Is everything okay?
20-something lesbian, matter of factly: Yeah, my car just caught fire. Can we have another plate?
Girlfriend, unaffected: Also, she ordered tempura.
Sushi Garden
Tucson, Arizona
This Is Still Lindsay Lohan's Most Functional Relationship to Date
Drunk lesbian to sober girlfriend: Aw, I wanna puke but I can't!
Sober girlfriend: I would punch you in the stomach if you wanted ...that's how much I love you.
Drunk lesbian: Awww, that's sweet.
Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: Claire
Categories: Compliments | Default | Drinking & drunks | Girls | Lesbos | Stomach | Violence | Washington | Posted 2009-01-19 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
I Don't Have to Protect the Fantasy of Your Desirability
Short-haired college girl to guy friend: So, is it okay if I fart in front of you?
Guy friend (pause): Well, you're gay, right? Then I guess it's okay.
Shout-out: feeds.feedburner.com
Overheard by: a. Lil.
Categories: Burping & farting | Default | Etiquette | Frat boy types | Friends | Girls | Guys | Lesbos | Overheard in Minneapolis | Questions | Relationships | Sexuality | Weirdness | Posted 2008-12-13 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Licking Me Will Get Us Both Off
Stoner lesbian: I bet if you like, took the time to scrape all the resin off my brain...and my lungs too. Yeah, all the resin from my brain and lungs and smoke it... You could get really really high.
Cumberland, Maine
Overheard by: Jade
And Tucked in Your Gunt
Lesbian bartender: I am so mad right now.
Gay bartender (affectionately touching her cheek): Awwww...honey... You shaved!
Boston, Massachusetts
Categories: Bartenders | Default | Lesbos | Massachusetts | Queers | Posted 2008-10-11 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
...Just by Slipping That Home Depot Catalog under Our Mattress
Soccer mom: I can't believe I was able to convince my husband that I was gay.
Museum of Fine Arts
Boston, Massachusetts
Categories: Default | Family ties | Lesbos | Massachusetts | Moms | Relationships | Sexuality | Weirdness | Posted 2008-09-29 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
How Most of Us Feel About Seventh Heaven
Boi lesbian talking to shorter boi lesbian: Those motherfuckers are sweet as shit. Those bitches make me sick.
Tacoma, Washington
Overheard by: Maybe she likes them to be mean?
Categories: Default | Insults | Lesbos | Sexuality | Washington | Posted 2008-09-18 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Because You're the Big Top, Pee-wee
(two lesbians taking items out of the shopping cart to place in their truck)
Butch lesbian (picking up a heavy box): Why do I always have to carry the heavy things just because I wear the dildo?
Wal-Mart
Dublin, Ohio
Overheard by: Octopus seeks sucker fish for good times and long walks
I'm Known As the Paul Revere of Gaudy Accessories
Lesbian with terrible tie: I am the vanguard of the revolution.
Cozy Corner Diner & Pancake House
Chicago, Illinois
Categories: Bragging | Default | Illinois | Lesbos | Restaurants | Posted 2008-08-17 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
It Kind of Unloaded on Us, If You Follow Me
Religious nut: Go back to the kitchen!
Gay girl #1: We do it in the kitchen!
Gay girl #2: Oh yeah. That's the day we realized our dishwasher had wheels.
Pride Parade
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Overheard by: Cade
Categories: Default | Girls | Insults | Lesbos | New Mexico | Pride | Religious fanatics | Sex | Sexuality | Posted 2008-07-07 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Or They Frightened It into Submission with Religious Rhetoric
Lipstick lesbian #1: If we move into a house, we're going to have to get some new stuff...
Lipstick lesbian #2: Wait... How did the pilgrims cut their grass?
Lipstick lesbian #1: Um, I think they had cows.
Fox and Hound
Indianapolis, Indiana
Toasting with Really Large Steins of Beer?
Lesbian to girlfriend: ... That was back when I was dating this pharmacist and my sister-in-law decided to start this rumor that both of us were into this thing... [makes subtle fisting motion].
Elevator, Penrose Hospital
Colorado Springs, Colorado
You Try Getting Vaginal Juice and Chocolate Sauce Out of Shag
Lesbian: You might think I'm weird, but what if we put in rubber floors?
Girlfriend: Um, no. [Lesbian #1 stalks off toward drywall materials, muttering under her breath.]
Home Depot
Plymouth Meeting, Pennsylvania
Categories: Lesbos | Pennsylvania | Shopping | Posted 2007-12-06 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Of Course, They Also Don't Sleep with You
Lesbian: True friends don't believe you have STDs!
Energy-Alternative club
Providence, Rhode Island
Overheard by: Christine
Categories: Lesbos | Rhode Island | STDs | Posted 2007-11-10 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
After Our Morning Squirtacular
Lesbo to another: I know! And all I knew is that all I could smell was my best friend's vagina.
Gay pride festival, Volunteer Park
Seattle, Washington
Categories: Lesbos | Vagina | Washington | Posted 2007-10-03 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
The Fact That I Never Received Payment
Lesbo on cell: What part of 'You're a dirty whore I wish I'd never fucked' do you not understand?!
Austin, Texas
I Wanna Eat Your Hair, Cough It Up, and Mold It into the Shape of a Baby
Hot lesbo #1: I wanna have your babies.
Hot lesbo #2: I wanna eat your babies.
Hot lesbo #1: I wanna eat your hair.
Piola Bar
São Paulo
Brazil
Overheard by: touché
Categories: Brazil | Compliments | Lesbos | Posted 2007-07-30 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
I'm Going Back to the Isle of Women
Lesbian: People eat testicles here, too?!
Shout-out: www.overheardinminneapolis.com
Overheard by: orly
Categories: Balls | Food | Lesbos | Overheard in Minneapolis | Posted 2007-07-12 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
I Suspect Your Testimony Is Biased
Lesbian: ... So then she freaked out and her vagina got so tight it bruised my finger.
Queer pal: See? More proof that vaginas can't be trusted.
Border's
Sacramento, California
Overheard by: Protogarrett
Categories: California | Gossip | Lesbos | Queers | Vagina | Posted 2007-04-12 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
