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But I've Thought About That, Too

Girl: Cara is so cute.
Guy: Yeah, she's adorable.
Girl: I mean, if I were a lesbian, I'd have sex with her.
Guy: I'm a little creeped out by that.
Girl: I mean, I've thought about it... (slight pause) I've never weighed myself!

Boston, Massachusetts

But I'm Half Gay So It's Acceptable, Right?

Extremely effeminate boy (taking deep breath): So...I think I am bi. (flips hair)
Blonde girl (flipping page in magazine, sounding bored): Hmmm. Are you?
Extremely effeminate boy: Yes! (flips hair) I am bi!
Blonde girl: Well, duh. You never stop checking out other guys!
Extremely effeminate boy: I'm not gay, though. My mom thought I was gay.
Blonde girl: I know you're not gay. (pause) For one thing, you are looking at my boobs right now.
Extremely effeminate boy: Oh. Right.
Blonde girl: You feel like stopping?
Extremely effeminate boy: ...not particularly.

Washington Square Park
New York City, New York


Categories: Bi-curious | Default | Gender issues | Girls | Guys | New York | Nipples | Questions | Sexuality | Posted 2008-09-21 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

I'm Straight One Day at a Time

Bisexual girl: So, you wanna go out some time?
Chick: Um, I don't swing that way when I'm sober.

Cupertino High School
Cupertino, California


Categories: Bi-curious | California | Sexuality | Posted 2007-09-10 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook