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Is That Yiddish for "a Moment"?

Tall gay 20-something male on cell: My niece died. I need a Fresca.

CVS
Boston, Massachusetts

This Season's Most Unlikely Love Story

Girl, looking at video games: If I had a sword that pimp, I would just kill people all day and run around.
Boy following her: Girl, if you had a sword that pimp I would stop being gay and make you stop to make love to me.
Girl, looking appalled: I'd be busy killing people, though.
Boy, matter-of-factly: Well... I'd make you stop every thirteen kills.

Random Walmart
Boise, Idaho


Overheard by: Bunnee


Categories: Compare and contrast | Crimes | Friends | Games | Gays | Girls | Guys | Idaho | Murder | Sexuality | Stores | Weirdness | Wishes | Posted 2008-04-28 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

The First Time in History a Bang from Behind Has Resulted in Pregnancy

Middle-aged guy: Yeah, I've been in a couple of accidents before. One time this lady rear-ended me out of nowhere.
Middle-aged woman: Did you sue her?
Middle-aged guy: Of course I did. How do you think we paid for in-vitro?

Newark Airtrain, New Jersey


Categories: Crimes | Default | Gays | Guys | New Jersey | Pregnancy | Train | Words | Posted 2008-04-13 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook