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Ugly Children May Be Retrieved at the Lost and Found
Flight attendant: As we prepare to disembark, please check to make sure you have not abandoned any bags, personal items or children. All abandoned items will be divided up among the flight attendants, except the children, who will be given to the captain.
JetBlue Flight
Categories: Airports & flights | Flight attendants | Gifts | Offers and requests | Offspring | Weirdness | Posted 2008-05-09 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Can You Even Use "Oxygen" As a Verb Like That?
Male flight attendant: ... And if you brought more than two children with you today, decide which your favorite is and oxygen that one first.
Southwest Airlines Flight #135
Categories: Advice | Airports & flights | Compare and contrast | Default | Etiquette | Family ties | Flight attendants | Guys | Jerks | Offspring | Threats | Weirdness | Posted 2008-04-11 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
So If You See Me Twitch, Clutch, or Froth, Lend a Hand, Okay?
Flight attendant to another: I don't mean to alarm you, but last night I went into cardiac arrest.
Shout-out: www.overheardinminneapolis.com
Overheard by:
Categories: Default | Flight attendants | Health & Hygiene | Minnesota | Overheard in Minneapolis | Posted 2008-03-18 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Then What's with the People in Canoes?
Passenger: What lake is that we're flying over?
Flight attendant: That would be a cloud.
Flight from St. George, Utah, to Los Angeles, California
Categories: Airports & flights | Flight attendants | Questions | Posted 2008-02-18 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
If I Make It Seem Longer, You'll Feel You Got Your Money's Worth
Flight attendant, before takeoff: My name is Marynell. That's 'Mary' and 'Nell,' not just Mary... But that's probably too much information since this is such a short flight.
United flight 6056
Madison, Wisconsin to Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: archdiva
Categories: Airports & flights | Flight attendants | Names | Posted 2008-02-11 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Wait, Wait -- I'm Taking Notes!
Pilot: Sorry for the delay -- we are waiting for the cleaning team. Someone had a problem in the washrooms.
Flight attendant: I'd like to remind everyone that you should poop in the toilet -- not outside of the hole but in the hole. Thank you for your collaboration.
Flight near takeoff
Miami, Florida
Overheard by: Julien
Categories: Advice | Flight attendants | Florida | Pilots | Poop | Posted 2007-10-04 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Aw, C'mon, People, That's Great Material!
Flight attendant: Should the overhead oxygen masks deploy, please put the mask around your face as I will now demonstrate... [Puts mask on, then breathes heavily] Luuuke, I am your father...
US Airways flight to Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Categories: Airports & flights | Flight attendants | Movies | Posted 2007-08-02 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
For You Cat Lovers, It Was a Dog
Flight attendant over PA after bump during taxi: Don't worry guys, it was just a cat!
Southwest Airlines, BWI airport
Baltimore, Maryland
Categories: Airports & flights | Animals | Flight attendants | Maryland | Posted 2007-07-29 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
It'll Only Get Rougher from There
Male flight attendant: This will be a miserable flight. It'll be really turbulent and then we'll end up in New Jersey.
Flight into Newark Airport
Categories: Airports & flights | Flight attendants | Gripes | Posted 2007-05-30 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Nah, Just Another Psychotic Break
The pilot is sitting in the cockpit making clicking noises and singing in a falsetto voice.
Flight attendant: Are you high?
On the runway
Dulles, Virginia
Overheard by: first class is scary
Categories: Airports & flights | Flight attendants | Questions | Virginia | Posted 2007-04-18 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
