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Ever Feel Like Autistic Kids Are Just Silently Plotting the Revolution?
Counselor: What do you need Legos for?
Nine-year-old boy: To make weaponry!
Center for Autism and Emotional Support
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Categories: Compare and contrast | Counselors | Default | Games | Guys | Kids | Kids | Pennsylvania | Questions | Posted 2009-03-13 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Along With "Old Too Soon" and "Smart Too Late"
Decked-out tarot card reader, eyes closed, acting all mystical: I'm getting the feeling of a friend, a female presence that seems to be around you quite often. I get this feeling, this strong feeling, that she tries to help you in certain ways but her help isn't the good kind. For some reason, a phrase keeps popping in my head. This one phrase.
Drunk seated hipster girl: What is it?
Tarot card reader: The words (dramatic pause) "party too hard."
Alcove Gallery
Atlanta, Georgia
Categories: Body parts | Counselors | Default | Drunks | Feelings | Georgia | Girls | Hipsters | Questions | Posted 2009-01-05 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
First-Year Teachers Are So Cute
Planned parenthood speaker: Who wants some condoms?
Class, in unison: Your mom.
High school assembly
Englewood, Colorado
Categories: Colorado | Comebacks | Counselors | Default | Health & Hygiene | Questions | Students | Posted 2008-03-05 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Why Do Any of Us Go to Camp?
Camp counselor: Do you know if Bill has a Jack, offhand?
Camp Cory
Penn Yann, New York
Overheard by: i refuse to speculate
Categories: Counselors | New York | Questions | Posted 2007-06-17 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
