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Lazy construction worker: Watch out, that stuff is hot!
Busy construction worker: It's okay, my fingers are used to the heat. I used to have habits.
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Kendra
Categories: Body parts | Construction workers | Massachusetts | Sensory experiences | Posted 2010-08-18 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
...Unless You're Ready to Make the Commitment Once and for All.
Construction worker #1, singing: I'm not talking 'bout moving in...
Construction worker #2: Shut the fuck up already!
Thibodaux, Louisiana
Categories: Comebacks | Construction workers | Insults | Louisiana | Posted 2010-07-07 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
...Let Me Hear the Rest Of That
Jailbait to friends: I just hate being handled, you know?
Giggly friend: Ew!
Jailbait: No, I mean, like... (trails off)
Construction worker, softly, to himself: Oh please, god...
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: do not want
Oooh, Lick Your Lips While You Say That!
Drunk girl #1: (blows kiss to construction worker)
Drunk girl #2: You *so* just made his day!
Construction worker: Slut.
Exhibition Street
Melbourne, Australia
Categories: Australia | Construction workers | Drinking & drunks | Drunks | Girls | Insults | K-I-S-S-I-N-G | Posted 2009-10-10 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Maybe British Pizza.
Construction worker eating pizza: So basically, pizza is just glorified cheese on toast.
Hatton Garden
London
England
Overheard by: Katy Out To Lunch
Categories: Compare and contrast | Construction workers | England | Food | Posted 2009-06-28 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Unless You're Prepared to Teach the Rest of Us to Plié
Construction worker #1, with southern drawl, on speakerphone: Yeah, then we all woke up wearing leotards. Looked like goddamn ballerinas.
Construction worker #2: I don't think I'd tell that story.
Shout-out: eavesdropdc.blogspot.com
Overheard by: Ian
Categories: Advice | Clothing | Compare and contrast | Construction workers | Coworkers | Default | Eavesdrop DC | Posted 2008-11-22 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
And Their Well-Tempered Claviers
White construction worker yelling into house under construction: Hey Miguel, what are you listening to in there?
Miguel, yelling back: Bach's Goldberg Variations.
White construction worker, muttering: Crazy Mexican drywallers.
Longmont, Colorado
Overheard by: Landscaper
Sometimes My Sphincter Needs a Cheerleader
Construction worker #1: The only time I know you're not talking is when you're smoking or pooping.
Construction worker #2: How do you know I'm not talking when I'm pooping?
Shout-out: feeds.feedburner.com
Overheard by: heard you in the porta-potty
Categories: Compare and contrast | Construction workers | Coworkers | Default | Overheard in Minneapolis | Poop | Questions | Time Management | Weirdness | Posted 2008-10-06 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
I've Mastered "Fabulous," But I'm Still Working on Three Snaps in Z-Formation
Construction worker #1: So, Lou, how's that gay thing going for you?
Construction worker #2: Goin' pretty good, Al, goin pretty good.
West Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: keeeeem
Categories: Construction workers | Coworkers | Default | Feelings | Pennsylvania | Questions | Sexuality | Posted 2008-10-01 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
What Happened to the Other.... Actually, I Don't Wanna Know
New homeowner: Did you ever find out what was causing that smell?
Worker: Yep.
New homeowner: What was it?
Worker: I'm not gonna tell ya.
New homeowner: Come on, what was it?
Worker, with a serious face and tone: You've got about four and a half to five opossums underneath your house.
Huntington, West Virginia
Overheard by: Jess
Categories: Animals | Clients | Construction workers | Death & dying | Health & Hygiene | Questions | Sensory experiences | West Virginia | Posted 2008-05-17 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Really the Only Way to Be Safe in a Manhole
Construction worker yelling into manhole: As a matter of fact, I'm wearing a condom right now! Really! I put one on this morning.
10th and Pine
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Didn't want to know
Categories: Condoms | Construction workers | Gender issues | Guys | Health & Hygiene | Pennsylvania | Threats | Weirdness | Posted 2008-04-23 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
In Case You Were Wondering
American construction worker: See, you escaped communism. All I ever did was join the disco demolition night at Comisky park.
Polish construction worker: I didn't escape communism, I got kicked out. Big difference.
Chicago, Illinois
Categories: Compare and contrast | Construction workers | Coworkers | Default | Foreigners | Geography | Guys | History | Illinois | Politics | Words | Posted 2008-04-07 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
She's the Worst Boss Ever
Hardhat telling story in falsetto voice: Leave me alone! I have a million things on my mind! [Switching to own voice] I'm like, 'We haven't had sex in weeks!'
Boston, Massachusetts
Categories: Construction workers | Gossip | Massachusetts | Posted 2007-11-02 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
I'll Research It and Get Back to You
White construction worker: What was the name of Speedy Gonzales' cousin? The slow one...
Mexican construction worker: Why?
White construction worker: Because I want to start calling you that...
Hamilton Street
Shout-out: overheardinphilly.blogspot.com
Overheard by: slowpoke rodriguez
Categories: Construction workers | Insults | Names | Overheard in Philly | Posted 2007-03-21 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
