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Can We Start Over?

Girl running for bus: Thank you!
Bus driver: Wait at the right stop.
Girl: Lose some weight.
Bus driver: Get off my bus.

Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: talks before she thinks

Alsome | Thumbs up | Thumbs down | Wtf?
Categories: Biotechs | Bus drivers | Insults | Washington | Posted 2007-09-28 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

It's Win-Win!

Bus driver: I can't let you off here. You'll get killed.
Thug: It's cool, man. I got insurance!

Shout-out: overheardinphilly.blogspot.com

Overheard by: anonymous

Alsome | Thumbs up | Thumbs down | Wtf?
Categories: Bragging | Bus drivers | Overheard in Philly | Thugs | Posted 2007-09-16 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Or Was That Nietzsche?

Man to another, letting him board bus first: I always say, 'Age before beauty.'
Bus driver: I always say, 'Somebody get on the damn bus.'

Bus, Belmont Avenue
Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Bardley

Alsome | Thumbs up | Thumbs down | Wtf?
Categories: Bus drivers | Illinois | Philosophy | Posted 2007-06-13 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Bus 31, Maintain Blissful Ignorance. Over.

Bus 20 operator to dispatch: Yeah, there are a lot of warning signals on that I've never seen before. Should I be worried?

Shout-out: overheardinpdx.blogspot.com

Overheard by: the blankenships

Alsome | Thumbs up | Thumbs down | Wtf?
Categories: Bus drivers | Overheard in PDX | Questions | Posted 2007-05-12 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook