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... Little Candy Chlamydia

Woman with two toddlers, ordering cake: I need a P-E-N-I-S cake...
Manager, walking in, gleefully oblivious: Ohhh, a penis cake! We can put fake hair on it. Last time, we had fake semen shooting out...

Huntington, California

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Categories: Bosses | California | Candy | Default | Moms | Penis | Stupidity | Words | Posted 2008-03-27 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Debbie Does Dallas, Eh?

Bar manager: So, did you watch that film I gave you?
Bouncer: Yeah, man -- I couldn't get past the opening credits without a box of tissues.

Bar
Westchester, New York

Overheard by: Tom

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Categories: Bosses | Employees | Movies | New York | Questions | Words | Posted 2008-02-03 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Cowering in Surrender?

Newbie: How do I know when the French toast is done?
Supervisor: When it looks like French toast.

Oceanview Terrace dining hall, UCSD
San Diego, California

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Categories: Bosses | California | Colleges & Universities | Employees | Food | Questions | Time Management | Posted 2007-08-26 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook