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By Blocking Access to the Bathrooms
Vendor: Buy some water! I'll teach you how to dance!
Pitchfork Music Festival
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Seraphina
Categories: Blue collar | Default | Illinois | Offers and requests | Posted 2008-03-28 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
NewsFlash: Telemarketer Abuse Becomes Olympic Sport
Telemarketer: Hi, is Mr. Sa-- Sama-- Samata--
Guy: Go ahead. You can do it.
Telemarketer: Sama-- Samthan-- Sermana--
Guy: You mean Mr. [says name]?
Telemarketer: Yes, is Mr. [repeats name] available?
Guy: Nope, sorry [hangs up phone].
Kalamazoo, Michigan
Overheard by: amused girlfriend
Doreen Applies the Scientific Method
Dunkin' Donuts chick: All guys are jerks.
Customer: Aw, come on -- I'm a nice guy.
Dunkin' Donuts chick: Well, I haven't tried you yet.
Newark, New Jersey
Categories: Blue collar | Comebacks | Customers | Default | Gripes | New Jersey | Posted 2008-03-25 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Embrace Your Degradation
Ticket collector: The bus is now here. Anyone going to Camden, Malden, or Newark, please step forward.
Custodian: Come on, step forward. You don't gotta be embarrassed if you're going to Newark.
Greyhound Station
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Categories: Advice | Blue collar | Default | Pennsylvania | Public Transportation | Public transportation | Posted 2008-03-20 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Aaron's Messy Handwriting Has Resulted in Many Botched Orders
Waiter: ... Chicken nachos all on her butt cheeks!
Arlington, Virginia
Overheard by: Nic
Categories: Ass | Blue collar | Default | Food | Gripes | Restaurants | Virginia | Posted 2008-03-12 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Did He Know That?
Clerk: Hitler was a black man. Did you know that?
Long's Drugs
Oakland, California
Categories: Blue collar | California | Default | History | Race | Stores | Stupidity | Posted 2008-03-09 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
She's Been Waiting Months to Use That Line
Dining hall employee: We started doing tofu because a lot of people don't eat meat anymore.
Chick: I love meat.
Russell Sage College
Troy, New York
Categories: Blue collar | Colleges & Universities | Default | Food | Girls | New York | Students | Posted 2008-03-07 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Dude, We Sell That Here
Cop: Have you ever seen a burn victim autopsy?
Security guard chick: No.
Cop: Well, they cut into the guy, and it smelled like cooked meat. It actually made me hungry.
Wal-Mart
Richmond, Texas
Overheard by: Occam's Lady Schick
Categories: Blue collar | Cops | Death & dying | Default | Food | Questions | Texas | Posted 2008-03-05 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
