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High-school girl #1: Caveman.
High-school girl #2: Arm-sex!
High-school girl #1: That never gets old.
High-school girl #2: Yeah!
Edmonton
Alberta
Canadia
Overheard by: SpamiKami
Evidence That Sex and the City Would've Been a *Lot* More Interesting If It Had Involved Plus-Sized Sistahs
Plus-size sistah: And that damn condom came off!
Friend: Oh, shit, girl! What happened?
Plus-size sistah: I dunno. It's still up in there.
Friend: What? How long?
Plus-size sistah: It's been three days. I can't reach that bitch!
Friend: Girl! That's nasty! And if you askin' what I think you askin', you can forget it!
Restaurant, Chinatown
Washington, DC
Overheard by: Joe
Categories: Biotechs | Condoms | Fat people | Friends | Questions | Restaurants | Vagina | Washington, DC | Weirdness | Posted 2009-09-28 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Like, One Containing a Central Venous Line
Middle-aged rich bitch on cell: I'll pay up to $300 for a hat I can't live without, you know?
Washington, DC
Categories: Biotechs | Clothes | Clothing | Money | On the phone | Shopping | Washington, DC | Posted 2009-09-07 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Mind If I Feed Her This Pot Brownie?
Sorostitute: Oh my god! Your baby is so cute! How old is she?
Single mom: One.
Sorostitute: Oh my god. She is so precious! I love children, I keep the nursery in church and I used to babysit, like, all the time. Do you think I could...
Single mom: No.
Sorostitute: Hold her?
Single mom: No.
University of Alabama
Categories: Age and ageing | Alabama | Beauty | Biotechs | Colleges & Universities | Compliments | Kids | Moms | Offers and requests | Parenting | Questions | Sorority types | Posted 2009-09-03 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Maybe She's Good at It
Teenage girl #1: I don't understand how she has a boyfriend! She is so ugly!
Teenage girl #2: It's obviously because she puts out.
Teenage girl #1: So do I!
Sydney
Australia
Overheard by: I'll be your boyfriend
Why Sherry Got Fired from Her Movie Critic Gig
Girl watching Christian Bale in The Dark Knight: If I had a cock I'd so fuck him in the mouth.
Racine, Wisconsin
Look at Her Walking Around Like She Has a Right to Exist
Biotech: Wow. That girl wears clothes like she's not fat, and that's funny.
California
Overheard by: dev
Categories: Biotechs | California | Diet & weight | Gripes | Posted 2008-02-01 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
So It's No Problem If I Stub Them Out in Your Eyes?
Angry security guard lady: Hey! There's no smoking out here!
Smoker guy #1, wearing dark shades and not sorry: Sorry, we didn't know.
Angry security guard lady: Well, there's a sign right next to you.
Smoker guy #2, wearing dark shades: We're blind -- that's why we're at the Eye Center.
Security guard lady, laughing loudly: Hahaha! Well, okay!
Kellogg Eye Center
Ann Arbor, Michigan
Overheard by: Ewan Macpherson
Or Kinderjail
Biotech #1: They really need kennels for children.
Biotech #2: It's called school.
Cambridge, Massachusetts
Categories: Biotechs | Euphemisms | Massachusetts | Posted 2007-11-25 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
I Just Want to Be Close to Somebody Who'll Leave Me Alone
Chick: ... So then he started talking about feelings and stuff, and how we only have sex and we never talk anymore! [Friend nods.] Like, sometimes after we do it he tries to cuddle with me, and all I can think about is, 'Damn, I really just want to sleep...' So, do I break up with him?
Shout-out: www.overheardatmcgill.com
Overheard by:
Categories: Biotechs | Overheard at McGill | Relationships | Posted 2007-11-15 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Hahaha, Yeah, a Virulent Antibiotic-Resistant Strain
Chick to guy: Well, the joke's on you, because I have syphilis.
Shout-out: overheardina2.blogspot.com
Overheard by:
Categories: Biotechs | Health & Hygiene | Overheard in Ann Arbor | Posted 2007-10-25 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Big Pukers, Not So Much
Blonde: I heard guys like big girls now.
Brunette: Excuse me while I vomit.
School bathroom
Newark, New Jersey
Categories: Biotechs | Diet & weight | New Jersey | Posted 2007-10-05 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Can We Start Over?
Girl running for bus: Thank you!
Bus driver: Wait at the right stop.
Girl: Lose some weight.
Bus driver: Get off my bus.
Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: talks before she thinks
Categories: Biotechs | Bus drivers | Insults | Washington | Posted 2007-09-28 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Unless She Shares Her Legal Pot
Dutch employee: Well, I don't like your American style and I don't like your American way, and I don't want to speak English anymore [walks off].
American chick, to colleagues: Keep that bitch away from me or she's dead.
Major bank
Amsterdam
Netherlands
Categories: Biotechs | Coworkers | Gripes | Netherlands | Posted 2007-09-11 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Damn, Girl, You Got That Christian Stuff Down
Biotech on cell: Oh my god, she is so stupid! She goes home all the freaking time. Like, just last weekend she had to go home for her dying friend.
Texas Christian University
Fort Worth, Texas
Categories: Biotechs | Gripes | On the phone | Texas | Posted 2007-09-08 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
You Sound Like Someone Worth Working Hard For
Old hag: Sometimes I forget I'm married. I guess if my husband was rich I wouldn't forget about him, but he not.
Shout-out: overheardinphilly.blogspot.com
Overheard by: anonymous
Categories: Biotechs | Overheard in Philly | Relationships | Posted 2007-09-01 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Maybe You Could Throw a Few of Those Stalkers My Way?
Girl #1: I hate being stalked over Facebook. They're also creepy guys that I'm not interested in. They are just wasting their time and mine.
Girl #2: It can't be that bad, can it?
Girl #1: You don't understand -- you're not pretty like me.
Shout-out: overheardina2.blogspot.com
Overheard by: kolby
Categories: Biotechs | Gripes | Insults | Overheard in Ann Arbor | Posted 2007-08-18 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
That Is, a Little Less Every Year
Native girl #1: Fuck you.
Native girl #2, annoyed: You piss me off to my titties.
Winnipeg
Canadia
Overheard by: pissed off
Second-Hand Smoke Is Better Than I Remembered
Man: Can I bum a cigarette?
Beatnik girl: No, I need them all. The smoke fertilizes my brain, and I must get pregnant with ideas [blows smoke in his face].
São Paulo
Brazil
Exactly Why I Like Being Her Friend
Biotech #1: God, is she being all depressed again?
Biotech #2: Yeah, you know how she is. She just needs a guy to pay attention to her.
Biotech #1: She just needs to stop being friends with girls who are hotter than she is.
Lawrence, Kansas
Luckily, I Was There to Apply Blush on Her While They Were Removing Her Lung
Woman on cell: I totally didn't recognize her. Yeah, so I guess she thinks she can get away with not doing her hair and make-up before surgery.
Office Depot
Fort Worth, Texas
Categories: Beauty | Biotechs | Maladies | North America | On the phone | Stores | Texas | USA | Posted 2007-06-26 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Also Why I Didn't Get That Modeling Contract
Girl: I got into the international university in Bremen, but they didn't give me any scholarship money because I'm not Ethiopian and I eat dinner every night.
Washington, DC
Categories: Biotechs | Education | Gossip | Washington, DC | Posted 2007-06-05 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
... That Was before Her Head Spun Around
Chick #1: She looks kind of...
Chick #2: Satanic?
Chick #1: I was going to say Ukrainian, but...
Allegheny College
Pennsylvania
Categories: Biotechs | Colleges & Universities | Insults | Pennsylvania | Posted 2007-04-27 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Mentos and Money
Lady: I don't like her. She smells like the bottom of someone's purse.
Shout-out: overheardlines.blogspot.com
Overheard by: mk
Categories: Biotechs | Insults | Overheard Lines | Posted 2007-04-16 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Usually before Naming Them
Boyfriend: I can't believe you weren't there for me when I had to put my dog to sleep!
Girlfriend: I'm sorry, honey. Where I come from, we eat our pets.
Grocery store
Union Lake, Michigan
But That's What the Virus Wants!
Obnoxious chick: ... And I was like, 'Yo, get your STD blood off my shoe! You lick it off!'
DRT bus
Whitby, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: freshman whisperer
