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Yeah, I've Been Making Guacamole All Night Long
Hungover conference attendee: Ugh, it's early.
Appalled conference attendee, scooting chair away: You smell like a dead hooker covered in alcoholic bum piss. And avocado.
Conference Center
Las Vegas, Nevada
Categories: Death & dying | Default | Drinking & drunks | Nevada | Pee | People | Time Management | Posted 2009-04-14 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
As Seen in Douching Miss Daisy
Greenpeace activist to couple walking out of grocery store: Are you guys concerned about our environment?
Elderly couple: Definitely! We recycle, and we take showers together!
Mothers Market
Costa Mesa, California
Overheard by: arie
Categories: Bathing | California | Couples | Default | Old folks | People | Questions | Relationships | Stores | Posted 2009-03-25 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us | Facebook
Like the Holocaust
Pessimistic non-racist : I can't remember what Jamal Lewis did to go to prison for, but when he got out, he was a different running back.
Optimistic racist: I'm sure it was some kind of misunderstanding.
Point Comfort, Texas
What If Your Husband Finds Out?
Girl to pals in line for restroom: ... So now I'm dating my boss, my landlord, and financial advisor...
Friend: Wow, that's intense.
DeVos Performance Hall
Grand Rapids, Michigan
Overheard by: Caty
The Saddest Words: 'It Might Have Been'
Asian chick: If I wasn't wearing underwear I definitely would have let him slide his hand up my butt.
Shout-out: overheardatcornell.blogspot.com
Overheard by: doug
