Blonde: You know you are involved in an illegitimate affair when your secret word for sex is ‘bagels.’ Virginia
Group of white guys: We’re visiting here from South Africa.
Loud drunk girl: Do you miss your people? Arlington, Virginia
Dad: Do you want to get McDonald's?
Boy, screaming: No!
Dad: Do you want to get Burger King?
Dad: Do you want to get ice cream?
Dad: Do you want to get machine guns?
Boy: Yes. Richmond, Virginia Overheard by: Lacy
Child, as food is placed in front of him: But Mommy, I don’t wanna eat Nemo!
Girl #1 to friends: Anybody can be a cell phone.
Girl #2: That's a good t-shirt. Hampton, Virginia Overheard by: S. H.
Four-year-old girl licking gelato off a tiny spoon: This tastes like electricity!
Mom: That's right, honey. Piccomolo Gelato Shop
Fairfax, Virginia Overheard by: Meaggoo
Girl #1 to friend (indicating a cream to get rid of razor burn bumps on the bikini area): Does this stuff work okay?
Girl #2: Yeah, it works, it just smells kinda funny.
Girl #1: I don’t care how it smells, it’s goin’ next to my vagina. I don’t need no strawberries. Target
Winchester, Virginia Overheard by: Kendra
Upset gay boy: This is awful. I just wanted you to see the giant vagina made of sand. Virginia Tech
Waiter: … Chicken nachos all on her butt cheeks! Arlington, Virginia Overheard by: Nic
Girl to friend: Stop! Theirs a picture of his finger in my vagina. Uninc Loudoun County, Virginia