Janeane Garofalo incarnate, walking past adult bookstore: What more does a feminist need than dildos and books? Denver, Colorado Overheard by: A. N. Cargo
Guy holding up green shirt: It's never too early to start thinking about what you're going to throw up on next St. Patrick's day.
Frat boy reading section titles: “Self-help, cooking, fiction.” …is fiction science?
Barnes & Noble
Boston, Massachusetts Overheard by: almost threw a book at him
Woman on cell: I totally didn’t recognize her. Yeah, so I guess she thinks she can get away with not doing her hair and make-up before surgery.
Fort Worth, Texas
Buff manly guy, solemnly to friends: If worse comes to worst, we can always make S'mores.
Little boy, in sing-song: I believe I can fly! I believe I can… die!
Sales clerk: That's the sad version. JC Penney
Frat boy #1: Oh, dude, a ShamWow! (to friend at counter) Hey, should we get a ShamWow?
Frat boy #2, without looking at him: No.
Frat boy #1: But it's a ShamWow!
Frat boy #2: You're an idiot. (long pause) Fine, get the fucking ShamWow.
Frat boy #1: (excitedly runs ShamWow over to counter)
Frat boy #2: Fuck. Pet's Mart, Montana Overheard by: Sadie
Hipster girl: I don't know, she just smells amazing. Her entire face smells like corn tortilla!
San Francisco, California
Four-year-old girl licking gelato off a tiny spoon: This tastes like electricity!
Mom: That's right, honey. Piccomolo Gelato Shop
Fairfax, Virginia Overheard by: Meaggoo
Teenage daughter: You just know Chuck Woolery was banging every chick on Love Connection.
Mother: Not in front of the 12-year-olds!
Teenage daughter: I dunno, Chuck Woolery is a pretty sick son of a bitch. Grocery Store Parking Lot