Guy on phone: So what are we doing after bible study? Beers? Ladies? Arizona State University Overheard by: Tiffany
Man wearing cargo pants, on day before Easter: So what's this foolishness about you guys being closed tomorrow?
YMCA staff member: Apparently, we're celebrating Easter.
Man wearing cargo pants: But you guys are pagan! Naperville, Illinois Overheard by: Lauren
Older lady, to friend: If your husband dies they'll find you a new one, the Jewish people. Kansas
Blonde student to teacher: Is the New Testament in the Torah?
20-something girl on cell: I had the malpractice ball this last weekend. It was in the Weisman Museum… kind of lame, not a lot of space. (pause) But I didn't bring a flask this year, so it was a little conservative, definitely a limited amount of alcohol. (pause) Are you going home for Passover? (pause) Oh my, are you converting? (pause) Yeah, I want to know what this whole Jerry Springer photo thing is all about. http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/267290968/do-you-really.html Overheard by: burrhead
Female suit #1: She's just sad and lonely.
Female suit #2: That's no excuse for Mormonism. Santa Barbara, California
American girl: I get really emotional when I'm in church. I feel like I don't deserve to be there.
Brazilian girl: That's because you deserve to be in prison. Nashville, Tennessee
Ethics professor: Killing drug dealers is okay, but killing priests is wrong. Wait, I may have that backwards…
Poughkeepsie, New York
Scientologist: Excuse me, sir. Would you like a free personality test from the Church of Scientology?
Suit: I don’t need one. My wife says I’m an asshole. Outside Church of Scientology, Yonge Street
Canadia Overheard by: lauren mcgoldrick
Teacher: So when you have sex with someone who isn’t a virgin, your spirit is having sex with the spirits of everyone that person had sex with.
El Paso, Texas