Flamboyant black man to woman waiting at crosswalk: Oh, thank god for a sister! I need some money for the bus and I just know you'll help me out, little white barbie sister! Saint Louis, Missouri Overheard by: Margie
Queer, when Bible-thumping lady splashes him with holy water: I’m a faggot, not a vampire. There’s a difference.
San Luis Obispo Gay Pride Festival
San Francisco, California Overheard by: Rish
Queer: At least I can say I did not die naked eating JELL-O.
House of Erika Palomino, Vila Madalena
Upset gay boy: This is awful. I just wanted you to see the giant vagina made of sand. Virginia Tech
Sorority girl to another, sitting in booth: Girl, I was double-fisted all night long last night!
Gay dude #1, quite loudly, to gay dude #2: Oh my god! That is so nasty! Who on earth would ever say something like that out in public! I wouldn't want anyone to know that anyone could do anything like that to me, let alone enjoy it! Nasty bitches!
Gay dude #2 to gay dude #1, very quietly: Um, I think she meant she had a drink in both hands, you idiot.
Gay dude #1: Oh. Chinese Restaurant
Lexington, Kentucky Overheard by: j-we
Obnoxious panhandler: Spare change if you give a shit! Spare change if you give a shit!
Sassy gay man walking by: I don't.
Obnoxious panhandler: Me neither! San Francisco, California Overheard by: RP
Queer: They’re putting out a film about Mary, Queen of Scots. This is, like, the best year ever. I just saw a documentary about the Tudors. I am so excited.
University Co-Op Outlet
Austin, Texas Overheard by: Merey
Gay boy to girl posse, seeing commercial for panty liners with extra sticking power: So, like, doesn't it hurt when they stick to your vag? Fargo, North Dakota