Guy on phone: So what are we doing after bible study? Beers? Ladies? Arizona State University Overheard by: Tiffany
Conductor: Mind the gap, doors closing. (train does not move) Those naughty, naughty doors.
England Overheard by: ren
Teenage thug to passing woman: Hey yo baby! I ain’t gonna lie, I got a big dick!
Hollywood and Highland
Los Angeles, California Overheard by: Has that ever worked?
Guy to girl: What? Your tummy hurts? Let’s make out! Auburn, Alabama
Rednecks in pickup truck, driving past bus stop: Hey, pretty girl! Want a ride?
(pretty girl waiting for bus shakes her head, truck moves on)
Pretty girl, to male companion: So, is everyone here just really friendly, or what?
Male companion: No, they're creepy. Don't talk to them. Highlandtown, Baltimore Overheard by: tourist
Husband: Can I have one of my pills?
Wife: Didn’t you just take two a little bit ago?
Husband: Just the two you told me I took. Frankenmuth, Michigan
Dramatic teenage girl: Um, we would like an Awesome Blossom, extra awesome.
Unhappy waitress: We don't serve that anymore.
Dramatic teenage girl: Yes, you do. Don't lie to me, lady. Baton Rouge, Louisiana
Older man: Let's go to that bikini coffee shop!
Younger woman: What? What?
Older man: It's a coffee shop where women with self esteem issues wear bikinis and serve… coffee. What's not to get?
Younger woman: Fuck you. Seattle, Washington
Guy #1: Well, they do say life’s short, gotta make the most of it.
Guy #2: I am pretty positive life is the longest thing I am ever going to do. And I am not going into that strip club, okay? Sydney
Mother, exiting trolley, to her son: Okay, come on, there’s people behind us.
Son: I want to say goodbye!
Mother: Oh, god. Philadelphia, Pennsylvania