Teen girl driving car: I'm turning left because I'm ugly. New Zealand Overheard by: passenger
Girl to friend: You know, you should just stop face-fucking everyone all the time. Then you'd be fine.
Teen: And when I woke up, everything in my purse was covered by a condom.
New Zealand Overheard by: At least it was protected
Fat guy: Sorry I’m late. Mr. Sphincter isn’t being very co-operative today.
Asian #1, watching Asian driver: Asian drivers suck!
Asian #2: Dude, you are one!
Asian #1: Oh, yeah. Queen Street
Girl #1: It's my hair, isn't it?
Girl #2: Your hair is begging to be oversexed. Wellington, New Zealand Overheard by: Bea
Girl #1, looking through clothes racks: We should spoon.
Girl #2: But then other people might wanna join in.
Girl #1: So?
Girl #2: It could get messy.
Girl #1: Oh, true. New Zealand Overheard by: Bianca
Suit: … And of course afterwards she ran up and down the hospital corridor naked, screaming at her husband.
Tour bus driver to American girl: So you aren't doing the glacier hike?
American girl: No way! No one is making me walk up some icy hill! Fox Glacier
Communications professor: I mean, I can offer you a dollar for sex or I can offer you a million dollars. You're still a prostitute. We're just haggling over price.
(some female students giggle)
Communications professor: What? Oh, you're laughing because I called you whores? Otago University