Girl: Oh my god, can you help me find the Dominican Republic of the Congo on this map? Westchester, New York
Jewish student, about another: Every time we talk about the holocaust she, like, throws her Jew out and spins a dreidel with it or whatever.
Geneseo, New York Overheard by: Jeni
Little girl, running by: She's going to church, I have to stop her!
Lawrence Farms Orchards
New York Overheard by: MissPinkKate
Chick in hoodie: I think they prefer to be called “little people.”
Preppy guy: When you're hiring them for a sex act I'm pretty sure it's okay to call them midgets. Landmark Diner
Port Washington, New York Overheard by: Hunter (aka
Little boy to mother: Mommy, it smells like eating wieners… right?
Walgreens Parking Lot
Port Chester, New York Overheard by: Ldawg
Black chick #1: God, I love your eyes! They are so chinky!
Black chick #2: People say that. Binghamton University
Binghamton, New York Overheard by: Hadas
Dorky girl: I think when the sugar is visible, that's a good sign.
Yonkers, New York
Drunk JAP, yelling at boyfriend: I can't deal with your shit anymore! You don't respect me, you ridicule me in front of my friends. You tell me my dog doesn't deserve to live in a house as big as mine! I don't want to live like this! Long Island, New York Overheard by: Jill and Weenie
Mellow teen: I got slapped in the tit with a dildo last night. New Paltz, New York
College girl: I don't want to spam twenty people! I just want to know what fucking Disney princess I am!
Long Island, New York