Dumb blonde: Like that time we were at that party, and everyone was naked, and it was a surprise party! State College, Pennsylvania Overheard by: I bet it was a surprise, all right…
Woman to friend: You just lift up your shirt, look down, and there it is.
Canadia Overheard by: J Menz
20-ish girl: Where do you think is the best place to get molested?
Friend: Daycare? Montana
American tourist #1, approaching Piazza de Michelangelo: Oooh, is that the David? Like, the real David?
American tourist #2: No, that’s not the real one. The real one doesn’t have arms. Florence
Italy Overheard by: Lex
Freshman ho #1: But… Are you, like, good at drunk driving?
Freshman ho #2: Oh, yeah… I’m, like, sooo good! I’ve been drunk driving, like, since I got my license. http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/04/april-is-cruelest-month.html Overheard by: newm
Big dude on phone: Yeah, I am feeling better… I woke up at four a.m. this morning, but it’s okay — I’m taking that euthanasia stuff and it seems to be helping.
Tram, Victoria Street
Australia Overheard by: Louise
Woman: What’s the phrase? ‘Get off the pot or shit on the horse’?
Kohl’s dressing room
Brookfield, Connecticut Overheard by: Nik
Private junior high school boy #1: Oh my god, so the other day someone hacked onto my Facebook account and changed everything to gay. My activities were gay, my favorite movies were gay, I was even interested in men!
Private junior high school boy #2, without irony: Dude, that's so gay. Toronto
Band geek, eating lunch, to friends: I've come to the realization that if I were a woman, I'd have amazing breasts.
Camden, New Jersey Overheard by: One time at band camp…