Manly guy to male friend carrying fake baby for parenting class: So, did Beth* get her period yet? Wichita, Kansas
Guy #1: I was supposed to interview my grandma for my sociology project, but I didn't. I'm going to have to like, make up her life right now.
Guy #2: Why didn't you interview her?
Guy #1: Well, she lives in Oregon, and you know, the time change…
Guy #2: Dude, there's no time change from here to Oregon.
Guy #1: I know that, shut up! I'm trying to make myself feel better. University of Washington
Seattle, Washington Overheard by: Beatrice
Guy #1: Dude, she was holding my hand and making out with Michelle at the same time.
Guy #2: Nice. http://overheardatlc.blogspot.com/2007/01/beatles-rewritten.html
Freshman boy #1: Are you a man now?
Freshman boy #2: Yeah.
Freshman boy #3: It was that fast? Outside Beaver [all girl’s dorm], Denison University
Granville, Ohio Overheard by: L. A. DiLalla
Guy: I suck today.
Girl: Depending on how much you suck, i might suck today too. Troy, Michigan Overheard by: pengie
Guy holding up green shirt: It's never too early to start thinking about what you're going to throw up on next St. Patrick's day.
Impossibly cheerful Australian: I'd like two scoops of coffee coffee coffee buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz, please!
Alarmed counter guy: Uh, do you need it? Ben & Jerry's
Berkeley, California Overheard by: Rose Fox
Flamboyant black man to woman waiting at crosswalk: Oh, thank god for a sister! I need some money for the bus and I just know you'll help me out, little white barbie sister! Saint Louis, Missouri Overheard by: Margie
Girl: Didn't I lick maple syrup off you once?
Guy: I thought I licked maple syrup off you.
Guy: Wait, no. It was honey.
Girl: Oh, yeah. Honey. Norfolk, Virginia Overheard by: Olivia
Guy #1: What? Barely legal girls are hot.
Guy #2: Barely lethal?
Guy #1: What?
Guy #2: What? Univeristy of Florida