Drunk girl in painful-looking heels to tour group of incoming freshmen: This is your future! Michigan State University
Guy on phone: So what are we doing after bible study? Beers? Ladies? Arizona State University Overheard by: Tiffany
College girl from England: Hey, whoa, are you drunk?
College girl from Prague: No! I'm Czech! Royal Holloway University of London
DJ: And we'll be giving away a free DVD of diary of a mad black woman!
Drunk shirtless redneck, sincerely: Wooooooo! That's my movie! That's my movie! Screen on the Green, Centennial Park
Atlanta, Georgia Overheard by: Becca
Guy on cell: My rocket scientist shows up, she's drunk! But she's capable.
Mom of small child, on cell: No, I don’t have any whiskey, but I have tequila.
Small child, pulling away: No, Mommy! Don’t kill me! Cogshall Park
Fitchburg, Massachusetts Overheard by: Why, why, why?!
Young woman on cell: Did you just say “The cables must be subjugated”? Uh huh… Okay… Yeah, I don’t think you’re okay to drive either. Washington, DC Overheard by: Nic
Hungover guy: Yeah man, so it was all good until I got so drunk that I pissed in my oven. http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/289732218/youre-fine-if-its-self-cleaning.html Overheard by: hah!
Freshman ho #1: But… Are you, like, good at drunk driving?
Freshman ho #2: Oh, yeah… I’m, like, sooo good! I’ve been drunk driving, like, since I got my license. http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/04/april-is-cruelest-month.html Overheard by: newm
Young professional woman: So, my husband and I decided we were ready to have a baby, but when I got pregnant I sort of freaked out and thought I wasn't ready. So I went out with my girlfriends, ate a bunch of sushi, smoked a pack of cigarettes and drank a fifth of tequila. Sure enough, the next day, I got my period. That shit really is bad for the pregnancy. Flight over Atlanta, Georgia