Flamboyant black man to woman waiting at crosswalk: Oh, thank god for a sister! I need some money for the bus and I just know you'll help me out, little white barbie sister! Saint Louis, Missouri Overheard by: Margie
Girl: Didn't I lick maple syrup off you once?
Guy: I thought I licked maple syrup off you.
Guy: Wait, no. It was honey.
Girl: Oh, yeah. Honey. Norfolk, Virginia Overheard by: Olivia
Guy #1: What? Barely legal girls are hot.
Guy #2: Barely lethal?
Guy #1: What?
Guy #2: What? Univeristy of Florida
Student: Well, sometimes you ask questions that have answers that might not be the answer you are looking for!
Professor: Are you calling me fat? Michigan State University, Michigan
Drunk guy: Foreplay? What the fuck is that!?
Canadia Overheard by: B_friendly
Woman: I've only been to Turkey once, to visit my boyfriend.
Turkish woman: That's far. He must be very good in bed.
Woman: We're not together anymore. I'll leave it at that. Eastern Market
Washington, DC Overheard by: Intern
White trash woman on cell: Yeah, she OD'ed, right? I just got out of jail for murder. “Your mom died of overdose” is what she told her. You need to stop telling people all this, I could get locked up for a long time. You told Heather and everybody, she knew all about what I did. But…I don't know, she said to call her. She's at her house, I guess. Look, you don't do shitty things to people that are there for you, you do shitty things to people that are not there for you.
Computer Science Department
Ohio State University Overheard by: Now Heather and I are both in on the secret
Calculus lecturer: If I had 20 million dollars to give you as a gift…I would, just to see you fuck up.
Guy passing pet store: I need a Labrador. Let's get one.
Girlfriend: What did you do with your old one?
Guy: I don't think you want to know. Melbourne
Australia Overheard by: XPIOTOS
Girl to waitress: So the baby's a cute little bugger. They don't know who he looks like yet.
Davenport, Iowa Overheard by: