Blonde: You know you are involved in an illegitimate affair when your secret word for sex is ‘bagels.’ Virginia
Chick: Today sucks. I failed my math test and I smell like meat products. Arizona
Girl: I bet he would.
Friend: No, he wouldn’t.
Girl: I’ll call him now. [Dials] Hey, honey. Quick question: if I had a tattoo of a dick on the inside of my thigh about half an inch away from my pussy, would you lick it? [Pause] No. I said ‘if’… Well, no, I’m not saying it’s totally out of the question… Fine. We’ll talk about it when I get home. [To friend] See? I told you he would! Bus stop
Chicago, Illinois Overheard by: Dana
Black chick #1: God, I love your eyes! They are so chinky!
Black chick #2: People say that. Binghamton University
Binghamton, New York Overheard by: Hadas
Girl #1: How come the pigeons don’t die when they hop on that third rail?
Girl #2: Because they’re Dick Cheney’s unholy army of the night. Chicago, Illinois Overheard by: I’m glad I couldn’t vote back then
Chick: We’re going to see Saw II, right?
Dude: It’s probably gonna suck, though.
Chick: I just want to see people fucking die! You like watching people die, don’t you?
Dude: Well, yeah. Ursinus College
Collegeville, Pennsylvania Overheard by: A student
Girl, about guy she had over the previous night: It freaked me out. I told him he had to do a double flush, a courtesy flush, and light a match, or he wasn’t allowed back. http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/ Overheard by:
White girl to Hispanic chick: I swear, in 5th grade you were, like, white.
Hispanic chick: White, like, acted white? Or white like white skin?
White girl: Like, white. Weren't you ever white? Panera Bread
Fairlawn, New Jersey Overheard by: Siberia
Slightly drunk chick, peering into drink: I think my cat is gay.
Really drunk friend: Hey, heyyyy…
Slightly drunk chick: Or maybe he's just a slut. The Backdoor
Blonde girl: Haha, imagine if my flange was a romantic love chasm… It's more of a cheeky fuckhole.
England Overheard by: Gibson