Guy: Can I ask you a question?
Girl, flirtatiously playing with straw in drink: Go ahead... Ask me *anything* you want.
Guy: Are you... you know?
Girl, batting eyelids, and pushing chest forward: Am I... what?
Guy: Do you have Down's Syndrome?
Girl, shocked: What?!
Guy: It's just that you look like you've got Down's Syndrome.
Girl: What?
Guy: Do you?
Girl: No! Fuck off!
Party
Leamington Spa
England
Overheard by: Bleep