Teenage girl on cell: So I was giving him like, the best head ever, and he was like moaning and… what? (pause) Oh, what the fuck ever!? You're so fuckin ridiculous, you're a prudey little cunt! (pause) What the shit?! Ugh, just shut up. Just shut up. (pause) Okay. Okay. Bye, mom.

Chicago, Illinois

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