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...Oh Shoot, I Ruined the Surprise.

Young lady with English accent, on cell: I told you I was going to be home in 15 minutes. (pause) I'm going to kill you. I'm going to stab you in the eye with a fork.

Chico, California

Overheard by: xfleshxwoundx


Categories: California | Foreigners | On the phone | Threats | Time Management | Violence | Posted 2010-04-01 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

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