For the Last Time, It Was a Freak Welding Accident!

Guy on cell: Yeah, I get scared when you turn out the lights. (pause) That's not gay. (pause) It's not gay when "turning out the lights" means putting your hands over my eyes while we're test-driving a car that's worth more than your sister's gold plated vahjay!

George Mason University
Virginia

Overheard by: Your sister won