Gays Have to Speak in Code in Utah

Man #1: I hate football.
Man #2: Me too.
Man #1: If my son ever wants to play football, I'll disown him.
Man #2: Me too.
(long pause)
Man #2: My dad loves football.
Man #1: Mine too.

Gold's Gym
Orem, Utah

Overheard by: Weskimo