Women Have Biological Clocks; Men Have Pop-up Timers

Woman #1: In all seriousness, given the choice, I don't know whether I'd prefer to be male or female.
Woman #2: It'd be really nice not to have cramps.
Woman #1: Yeah, and bleeding in public can be embarrassing, but perhaps less embarrassing than having things "pop up" unexpectedly.

Santa Cruz, California

Overheard by: Angelica Burns