Hey, My Vulva Gets Excellent Mileage!

Girl: What are you?
White pants: Jay Gatsby, old sport.
Girl: You know you're not supposed to wear white after Labor Day.
White pants: I can make out the bulk of your vulva at the moment, I believe it would be behoove me to consult someone else with regards to taste.

Halloween Party
Tampa, Florida

Overheard by: Dr Doctor