Processed Beef Is My Anti-Drug

Stoner #1: But what if he isn't there, or doesn't have any to sell to us?
Stoner #2: It's cool, dude, he's always there and he always has some.
Stoner #1: For sure?
Stoner #2: Yeah, man, and if we can't get any pot we will just get a hot dog instead. Stoner #1: Okay, that sounds good.

Fat Franks
Edmonton, Alberta
Canadia

Overheard by: Had Pot, and hot dog!