Sometimes They Play Backup with Paperclip Castanets

Clarinet girl: I have, like, this fetish with office supplies, especially the electric stapler.
Friend: Oh my god! What?
Clarinet girl: Yeah, sometimes my roommate and I dance with it. And the boys above us creep at our window.
Friend: Oh... interesting.

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Overheard by: Glad I don't live near them... And glad I wasn't stuck with either of them as a roommate.