...After Thinking About the Poor Children in the World Who Aren't Even Allowed to Poop

Girl to friend eating yogurt: You know, yogurt makes you shit.
Friend, frightened: Does it, really?
Girl: I dare you to take the Activia challenge.
Friend: Nah! I'm not in the mood to poop today.

Fire Island, New York

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