Show a Man a Waxed Pussy and You Could Have Brillo on Your Legs

Bikini gal to friend: Wow! Do you ever shave? Your leg stubble just about took my eye out!
Friend: Please, I just spent $85 dollars on a Brazilian wax...look!
Bikini gal: Okay, Brittany, pull your fucking suit up! I'm just talking about your legs!

Salt Lake City, Utah

Overheard by: zelph