Thanks to Oregon's No-Fault Dumpster Law

Girl #1: My tampon just fell out when I ran across the street. Great...how's it gonna be when I have a baby?
Girl #2: What? Tampons and babies go in the same place?
Girl #3: Yeah, the garbage disposal.
Girls #1 and #2: What?
Girl #3: I meant the dumpster.

Portland, Oregon