But Mostly Because I Want to Use the Words "Ass Scope"

Suit #1: Yeah, I went in for a colonoscopy last week.
Suit #2: Really? How was it? Painful?
Suit #1: No, actually, with all the Demerol they gave me I don't remember anything about it...love that Demerol...so much so that I think I'll schedule another ass scope for next week.

Modesto, California

Overheard by: Ken Lane