But Thanks to Modern Medicine, She Has Breasts Like He-Man

Dude #1: Have you seen her lately?
Dude #2: Yeah, she looks great, except for the bulimia!
Dude #1: Really? She looks good?
Dude #2: Yeah, except her face looks like Skeletor.

Shout-out: feeds.feedburner.com

Overheard by: give her a sandwich