To Avoid Shopping Tantrums, See That Your Husband Is Properly Fed and Watered

Husband trying on sandals: There's too much bullshit. What is all this bullshit on here?
Wife: I don't know...there's a lot of stuff.
Husband: It's too much bullshit. I'm not paying for all this bullshit.

Leesburg Corner Outlet Mall
Leesburg, Virginia

Overheard by: Nat