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Nothing Feels Like Real Wood

College girl: So how do you masturbate?
Friend: I hump my desk.
College girl: Wait...really?!
Friend: Yeah, it's great. I can go from nothing to orgasm in like, 20 seconds.

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania


Categories: Default | Friends | Girls | Masturbation | Orgasm | Pennsylvania | Questions | Posted 2009-01-04 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

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