Could I Borrow Your Pigtail for a Sec?

Strange, awkward tall guy, putting down a math magazine: I noticed that you didn't finish your pretzel cheese.
Girl across the table doing homework (mystified): No, I guess I didn't.
Strange, awkward tall guy: I was going to ask for it, but then I realized I don't have anything to dip in it.

Wausau, Wisconsin

Overheard by: It was a small pretzel