Everyone Laughed at Wendy Until Her Fast-Food Franchise Took Off

Pigtailed four-year-old girl to couple behind at checkout: Do you know me? Do you?
Tired mother: Hush, honey. They don't know you.
Pigtailed four-year-old girl: Well, they should! Know me! Don't forget me.

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Overheard by: that girl is going to be famous