Dad's a Committed Mythical Traditionalist

Little girl: So when do we get to see the unicorns?
Dad: There don't have any. Unicorns aren't real.
Little girl: Even African unicorns?
Dad: No, they don't exist either. And even if there were real unicorns, they'd probably be from Europe.

Zoo
Honolulu, Hawaii

Overheard by: mel