So You Like Admit Shooting the Sheriff, but Deny You Shot the Deputy?

High school football player #1: I'll be watching you guys from the stands today.
High school football player #2: What? Why? Did you get suspended?
High school football player #1: Yeah.
High school football player #2: Why?
High school football player #1: Cause of what I said. But I didn't pee in any helmets.

Langhorne, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Tom