Celebrity Porcupine Death Match Could Rock MTV

Middle-aged dude #1: You should petition the State High School League to make killing with porcupines a sport.
Middle-aged dude #2: Yeah, with the quills and everything.
Middle-aged dude #1: Exactly! That's what I'm saying.

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Overheard by: I grabbed my blackberry as soon as I heard it.