That's the Last Time We Party with the Dean

Frat boy to friends: So, I look at him and think, "I'm not such a good friend that I'm gonna help him here." He was halfway off his air mattress and his tighty whities were soaked with either sweat or urine
Friend #1: I'd have kept away too. I hope it was sweat.
Friend #2: Nah, dude. He's a pisser.

Brown Line Train
Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Jim